Hey gang, I am declaring today National Punch a Cubs Fan in the Face Day (patent pending). Although the north siders might be some lovable losers, there’s no good reason not to punch them in the head. Make sure you hit them hard, and when they get angry, which they inevitably will, take your thumb and insert it between your middle and pointer fingers, press it against their nose, pull your hand back, and say “got your nose!” You’ll both end up laughing so hard they’ll forget why they were mad in the first place. Haha, oh my! Where does the time go?
Until next time,
-Andrew Murky
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