Last night’s Blue’s win was really a microcosm of Jared from Subway’s life story. Just like Jared dominates a 6-inch turkey club from Subway, the St. Louis Blues dominated the L.A. Kings. The Blues will look to continue to wipe up the kings, just like Jared wipes after he FULLY digests his meatball marinara. The Blues had to battle through adversity after giving up the tying goal with just 30 seconds remaining in regulation. However, just like Jared didn’t give up after he was 400 pounds overweight, unemployed, and homeless; the Blues kept their eye on the prize and prevailed in overtime.
The L.A. “Burger” Kings kept it close and really enticed Jared into falling for their temping charbroiled burgers, and he almost made a “whopper” blunder by giving in to the Kings with just 30 seconds to go. However, the sassy spicy Italians that are the St. Louis Blues decided to EAT FRESH! It can only be assumed that today Darryl Sutter is the equivalent to an “Angry Whopper” regarding his goalie choice, ya know, tasty and delicious at first, but you soon realize it was a bad decision ‘cause it’s not going to be as much fun putting him in as it is… well, ya know… Bloody drawers and Angry Whoppers aside, it was one hell of a performance by the Blues that should be commended. Get comfortable and stay tuned, it’s going to be a great series.
-Andrew Murky
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